Sophie really needs to stop shrieking and stop being such a stereotypical princess (needs a man, tiara, music box, speed). Sophie screams and lures him to that secret back room in malls you always see on t.v.
#ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK PINBALL WIZARD FULL#
Thanks 20/20! This is why I’m bald and only wear velcro shoes.) Once on the second floor, his pocket full posies, I mean quarters, turn into marbles. (I have a fear of my hair or shoelace getting caught in an escalator. I wonder what a scrunchie would turn into? Once he nabs that fabulous hair accessory the escalator starts up. He finds the “tiara” aka Sophie’s hairband. He opens a few and one locker is bulemic and pukes on him. Because, who wouldn’t run up to something so weird? Lockers. Splash, splash, those zombies take a bath. Ross, maybe not so dumb, realizes zombies HATE water. I want one too! Every lady needs a tiara. Where have I seent those before? Suddenly, Sophie, in a fetching velvet blue frock, screams from above! A one-eyed dude is restraining her, but she still manages to drop a key and mumble something about a tiara. Oh noes! Really well-dressed zombies (looking sharp dudes!) start surrounding him and are like “Watch me go,go, go. Looting time! Oh, but then it rains quarters (the valuable thingies mentioned previously)! Ross takes it in stride and stuffs his acid-washed pantalonies.
He looses track of time and realizes that the mall is completely closed. Ross goes back to playing the zombie-princess game.
Like it’s a normal thing for a not baby to have a throne shaped music box. You know you are hot if you came of age in the early 90’s and…she just pretty ya’ll…Ī pretty young thang named Sophie waltzes into the shop to pick-up her music box.
#ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK PINBALL WIZARD TRIAL#
Olson to give him a trial run, but under no circumstances is he to fiddle with the pinball machine! Of course, Ross, whose nails are ridic long (coke addict say what) starts to play this game that has: zombies, witches and princesses! Which cliche doesn’t belong? Ross really wants a job at Paint a Pottery and convinces Mr. Collector of what I ask you?!? Ya’ll this machine is looking busted. Ross spots a really cool pinball machine in the back. Olson, no relation to Mary-Kate or Ashley, owns this “shop.” He also likes to hang around a shop that sells…pottery? Really, the prop people just throw any ol’ thing to make this place to look shop-y. Num-nums! Kinda a fashionable hoboken no? Guess his parents don’t give him a $20, drop him off, and tell him to have a gay ol’ time. He even fights homeless women for quarters. Quarters were things that used to have value that you put into slots and then games happened. He loves him some pinball and hangs around the mall, looking for quarters. He's not the sharpest knife in the crayon box. He reminds me of every boy ever in middle school. Says some shit, and you can just smell the moral tale is a comin’ round the bend. Frank grabs it out of his hand hot blond girl is all “Games are dumb!” Lezzie Kiki is all “No, games like softball and golf are awesome!” Then killjoy Gary grabs the Game Boy. He looks crazed ya’ll! Annoying kid pushed the “reset” button. The scene opens with David, uni-browed sex god, trying to get the “key” on a Game Boy. Is he wearing Lacoste? Bored girl with bangs even sucks when at rest face. When I mention AYAOTD (Because really what else is worth talking about?) people always say, “Oh remember the one with the pinball machine?” Hell yes I do! It is a classic and I’m going to review it!
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